April 2012
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verbalassaulter9:
THIS WAS MY SHIT!
still always do that *rubrubrub snap clap*
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March 2012
154 posts
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Haha. No, but really.
Person: So what's Mockingjay like?
Me: Everyone dies.
Person: Hahaha! That sounds great. I'm so excited to read it!
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: It's funny because you think I'm kidding.
Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody |... →
just beautiful!
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
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faguccino:
John Green's tumblr: How to Get Your Book Banned... →
fishingboatproceeds:
Step 1: Write about people who aren’t white.
Step 2: THERE IS NO STEP TWO.
You will very rarely see me curse, tumblypoos, but…but…I mean, what the fuck? How is this even possible? This reads like an Onion article.
To be clear, it is now ILLEGAL to teach de la Pena’s novel (which I’ve read…
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peetamellrks:
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
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